[yay for me!]

While watching the VMAs:

Ludacris is performing.
Mom: He has a gold necklace on that looks like a pork chop.
Me: (looks) Ummm... I think that's supposed to be Africa...
Mom: It looks like a gold pork chop.

I just thought it was funny. -_-


Also, why can't I understand a word that Orlando Bloom says in the Elizabethtown trailer they had while I was watching the preshow? I had the TV turn up quite loud and all I heard was mumbles.