[the crack is eating my brain]

[queendork56]

I had the weirdest dream last night.

I had this dream that I won these tickets to this big play but no one would tell me the name of the play no matter how many times I asked. So I ended up taking some guy I've never seen before who was apparently a good friend of mine. So anyway we get to there and we're sitting in the front and we start to look at the program. The program is totally blank. So I'm all "WTF? What the hell is this play about?" And right about the time someone starts to answer the lights go down and the play starts. (Now this is where it gets weird.) Urahara from Bleach comes onto the stage. I'm all "OMGWTFBBQ!!!! That's not possibe!!! ajfdsl;jfofnf!!!!" And then I look at the program again thinking that maybe I'm at like a play about Bleach and it's just some guy who looks a lot like Urahara. The program is filled in now and the play is called "Rukia-chan and the Seven Shinigami" and I'm still going "WTF? Does Kubo Tite know about these people using his characters?" I open the program and under the cast it has the name of the Bleach characters. Then the curtain opens and there's Rukia dressed in a tattered dress and then Byakuya comes in the same outfit as the evil Queen in the Disney version of Snow White. I'm still freaking out. No one else seems to notice/care though. The play goes along and (Kon is the Mirror and Kenpachi is the woodsman) they get to the part with the dwarfs. The dwarfs have different names though. Matsumoto is Busty. Ukitake is Sickly. Shunsui is Tipsy. Gin is Smiley. Hitsugaya is Shorty. Renji is Grumpy. And Hanatarou is Dopey. The play goes along and Rukia-chan is all happy with her dwarfs Shinigami but then Byakuya turns into the old hag... I mean evil clown as it was played by Mayuri. He gives Rukia poisoned Pocky. Rukia falls into a coma and the Shinigami are all sad and they run Byakuya/Mayuri off a cliff. The Shinigami place Rukia in the white tower and and are still all sad. Then along come Prince Charming Ichigo on his horse and kisses Rukia to wake her up. Prince Ichigo and Grumpy then get in a fight. The other Shinigami have to sit on Grumpy so that Prince Ichigo and Rukia-chan can ride off and live happily ever after. The play gets a standing ovation and I'm still sitting there going "wtf?" Urahara then comes back on stage to tell everyone that Bleach All Stars will be doing Renjipunzel next week and Cindefella after that. (Complete with a preview of Hisagi saying "Renjipunzel, Renjipunzel, let down your long hair.") Then I woke up because I had to pee.

One of the strangest dreams I've had in a long time. (Since Batman tired to pay me off in woolongs.) I blame the Almond Snickers and the Dr. Pepper I had at about 9 last night.

I'm very tempted to write out my crack but I wouldn't even know where to start.