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Fresh from my morning happiness that came in the form of Ishbal Flashback!Roy in the BLUE gaiden. Why isn't everyone reading the FMA manga? It's so spiffy. *hugs*

I got Bleach caps! Whoo! Someone has to make fun of Kira's hair and Gin's ^_^ and that person is me.
165ish thumbnailed caps behind the cut from episode 46 "Authentic Records! School of Shinigami"

Spoilers for the whole episode.

We start the episode with everyone's favorite jailbird running dramatically in the night...

My second favorite jailbird following his ^_^ captain...

And our third jailbird... still in jail...

If you look to the right you'll see the humble home in which either Vice Captain Hinamori or Captain Hitsugaya grew up in...

I hate everything... (omg! look at the little guy!)

The only thing about Hitsugaya that got taller was his hair. XD

I'm going to school now, Shiro-chan.

What the hell did I tell you about calling me 'Shiro-chan' all the time?

You better remember what I said Bedwetter Momo... someday I'll be taller than you!

Kira at his parents grave.

Renji and Rukia are running...

...and fighting... figures.

Either the Shinigami school is in CLAMP land or Byakuya's tree is standing just of camera...

Welcome students. I am your teacher, Mr. Bling.

8:00 -- Morning lecture (*snickers at Renji and his inability to blend in*)

I wonder if I should grow my hair out...

I wonder if Rukia digs tattoos...

I wonder if Shiro-chan like hair buns...

I wonder if I'll ever live in some guy's closet... (note: Rukia isn't in the same class as the other three...)

9:00 -- Demon Arts 101

First up: Hinamori

She's got power, but she needs to tweak her aim a bit.

OMG! I did it?! I did it!!!

"Wow that was awesome Hinamori." "Thanks unimportant girl."

Someone has anger issues! (That was Kira's shot)

Renji is totally checking Kira out.

Pfft. Anyone can do that... it's not like it's hard...

Check this shit out mofo!

HUGE EXPLOSION!

Eh heh... ta-da?

FAIL!

T_T

10:00 -- Sword training 101

Where Renji is doing great!

That has to hurt...

And now we know why Renji ended up in the 11th Division...

Kira gets the ladies?

I hate everything.

11:00 -- Nap time 101 (More As for Renji!)

Do you mind if I nap here too? (Does this shot of Kira make anyone else laugh?)

*sits down anyway*

I think you hurt my wrist... but it doesn't matter since I'll be crazy in a few years anyway.

Yeah, well... good luck with that...

Yep. It's gonna be great. I'll become a Vice Captain and my captain will be this mysterious guy and everyone will write slash fanfics about us... and my hair will eat part of my face and then I'll go crazy and people will write even more slash fanfics about my captain and me... good times... good times...

I hope that never happens to me...

Awww... why not? Come on... it'll be fun.

Maybe we could even form a club and stuff.

No way... my dream of the future is totally different.

First of all... I'm gonna be the captain because I'd look way better in that white coat than anyone else. And my hair ain't gonna be eating my face... it's tattoos all the way for me.

Well as long as you have a goal...

Now I know how Shiro-chan feels...

11:30 -- Captain worship 101 (Renji = Fail)

Yes, yes... I'm awesome. View me with awe. I'm here to trade in my Vice Captain... he's getting to that age where he never wants to play with me anymore!

I told you before Captain... Byakuya's division has better toys. ^_^

Why does that guy keep smiling?

He's been like that since he got back from his sleepover with Byakuya...

12:00 -- Lunch (Another A for Renji!)

Captain Aizen was so cool. He was all tall and manly. You should be a Shinigami like that Shiro-chan. (Hitsugaya and his giant stack of watermelons is just too funny.)

I told you no more Shiro-chan!!!!

Take this, girlie! Super Hitsugaya Watermelon Seed Shot of Doom!!!

Stupid girl. I'm gonna be tall and manly too.... but I ain't gonna be no Shinigami. I'm gonna be a pirate... or a ninja... or maybe a pirate ninja...

You're joking right?

Captain Aizen is definitely the coolest Shinigami ever.

"Hitsugaya Toushirou, King of the Pirate Ninjas" Oh yeah... that's awesome.

Not really...

*stares out window*

I wonder if I should give up on being a Shinigami and become a ninja instead... or maybe a pirate... or maybe a ninja pirate...

Take this, girlie! Super Renji Ass Kick of Doom!!!

The hell you think you're doing?!

My ass hurst now! I may not be able to sit down now!

Huh... where you guys going?

On a journey of love with some of the older students... we'll be gone all night.

On a... love journey?

I wanna go too!

Sorry... there's a height requirement.

What? That's discrimination! I'll sue!

Sorry... it's for your safety. Must be this tall to ride.

I'll show you! I'm gonna be leader of the ninja pirates!!!

Awww.. poor Rukia....

She's got no friends besides Renji.

1:00 -- ~~Journey of Love~~ Field trip with your leaders Kuwabara's long lost cousin, that one girl, and Hisagi Shuuhei

Why does that guy have a number on his face?

*shockgasp* You mean you don't know?!

Well no one really knows for sure, but some think that's is a secret sign. Others think that it's the district he came from. Then there's the people who think that it's a love note the member of the 6th Division who has the same rank as him in the future.

Which of course will be me....

Ummm.... no...

If you're all done swooning over Hisagi-san and trying to decode his tattoo... split up into groups.

All right... so it's agreed. After class we slip our cell numbers to Hisagi-sempai.

Ummm... do you guys need a third member for your group.

Ummm.. yeah... I guess... but don't try and hog Hisagi-sempai to yourself.

All right... let's go. (He still has a collar.... He needs a back story like now.)

I think they walked onto the set of the new Godzilla movie.

I guess that having them learn about Soul Burials isn't nearly as exciting as having them hunt...

...down this lame Hollow.

Hinamori attacks second.

OMG!LOOKATKIRAHEISSOCOOL!

I am so good.

Pfft. You got lucky. It was halfway dead by the time I was done with it.

Didn't look halfway dead to me...

STFU! It was totally halfway dead! Don't doubt my skillz!

I can't help but feel that something totally not cool is about to happen.

Smexy to Eagle Eye. Smexy to Eagle Eye. All the students are done. We're ready to go now.

The hell... I said we're ready to go!

OMG! Did I just hear someone scream? We better run in that general direction!

Running in this general direction doesn't seem like such a great idea anymore...

Wuz up bitches?! You in my house now!

Everyone say "bai, bai" to that one girl.

OMG! We were supposed to hook up after class too!

Oh... I am so pissed right now.

Oh no! Kuwabara's long lost cousin!!

He still owed me money!!!

Ummm... I think that we should like run away screaming now....

I said "run away screaming" not "stand around and look stupid" moron!

Smexy to Base. Smexy to Base. We are so screwed! Requesting backup!

OMG! Lemme show you what I learned from last week's Naruto. It's so cool.

I am so screwed right now...

He watches Naruto?

Hinamori! Didn't you hear Renji? Run away screaming!

Yeah! Why doesn't anyone in this damn story listen to me?!

You guys can run if you want to... but I'll hate myself if I let all that smexiness die.

OMG! Hinamori!

And into the wall he goes...

The origin of Shuuhei's scars revealed!

You are so gonig down!

Anime!Shuuhei does more in two mintues than manga!Shuuhei does in 100 some odd chapters.

A few more shots of Shuuhei fighting...

Cause I have no idea when we'll see it again.

I really hope the anime expands on his next fight. ^_^

Check this out!

That's not impressive. My name is Hisagi Shuuhei... I'm here for one reason and one reason only (for now)...

And that's to entertain fangirls!

Saved by first years!

Sorry for showing you up Hisagi-sempai...

But you were totally getting your ass handed to you..

We must use the force!

Double team!

Wait... wait... wait.. they're gonna let Renji use Demon Arts? Were they not watching the beginning of the episode?

Apparently not.

Ouchies! I'm gonna tell my mommy!

So... Hisagi-sempai... this might not be the right time, but... uh.... you wanna do something after this?

What? We're running for our lives and you want to hook up?! Yeah... okay... I guess... but something low impact like maybe a movie or something.

Oi! Renji! Damn you! Stop trying to steal Hisagi-sempai! You should hook up with me, Hisagi-sempai!

All right, all right. We'll all go out after this. Just run!

Wait... where did we park?

This is the end... my only friend the end...

I still haven't let my hair eat my face!

I still haven't gotten enough fangirls!

I still haven't gotten enough tattoos!

I still haven't reunited with Captain Aizen!

I love that Kira is the one who loses it there... the poor kid didn't stand a chance. *comforthug*

Ummm... where did that big glowy line that killed that Hollow come from?

*shock*

Yes, yes... I'm awesome. View me with awe. My Vice Captain still doesn't want to play with me....

Good job! *pat pat*

I will... I mean Gin will now take care of things... because I'm a smexy librarian.

Maybe if you train hard enough and make high marks in your Captain worship class then you'll be a Vice Captain someday.

Random shots of Gin cause YounGin (get it?) and Shinsou are cool!

Yes... that is Gin eye.

Look at that hair... Someone got ahold of Ukitake's shampoo....

Aizen sez: Bitch, please!

U can't touch this.

Why are his shoulders all huge like? He isn't that well built now... well... before he became a building decoration.

OMG! Someone locked Byakuya-sama's tree in this jail cell!