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Bleach episode 33; "Don Kanonji's Rangers"

200+ thumbnailed caps behind the cut. (I'm so sorry dial up users. Fill out this poll to help me make it better for you!)

This is the entire episode. Spoilerage will occur!


Back on Earth... The Kurosaki sisters are... standing in a crowd.

I wonder what Ichigo is doin since he's not in this episode...

Not his job apparently... sheesh.. five people and a cat break in and all hell breaks loose.

It's raining cats!

That was just an excellent landing. Judges?

Kurosaki Super Kick!

GOOOOOAAAALLLLL!

I rule.

Hey, Karin... doesn't this cat remind you of Ichigo?

Have you been sneaking into the drug locker again?

...no... why do you ask?

I'm telling you this cat looks like Ichigo

Yuzu.. love child of Alex Lois Armstong and Gai Sensei?

The Hollows are playing Leap Frog!

Do I even need to say anything?

I kinda feel bad for Ururu and Jinta... all they ever do is stand out there and sweep. Well... Ururu sweeps anyway...

Ururu knows that she's surrounded by morons...

You only hurt the ones you love...

The Hollow is taking notes... he has his eyes on a lady..

Ururu almost looks happy that there's a Hollow around.

She just killed a Hollow... with her foot.

Man.. that got some distance.

I know! I'll sell her to the soccer team!

Yes... be sneaky.. because the door isn't see through or anything like that... >_>

Urahara owns the store and yet he still has to stock selves...

What's with the romantic holding?

Manager, we should stock these in the front.

It'll be a big seller!

I don't even wanna guess what that is...

Eh..... why is there a bug and a guy running?

I mean... oh of course it will be a big seller...

*nervous laugh* (a.k.a. more Urahara caps)

Watch... I'll try some.

That's.... wonderful.

Jinta-kun... you shouldn't spy on Kisuke-san...

Shut it! (WTF is up with Jinta's hand? It must be easy for him to "live long and prosper.")

I don't think taking this cat home is a good idea... you know how Dad is...

Ummm.... do we know Barbie?

Hello?

SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!!!!

OMG! It's Don Kanonji!

Hello young girls who have suddenly appeared!

I am the Defender of Justice, Don Kanonji!

OMG!SQUEE!OMG!

Ummm... Ichigo isn't here. Haven't you been watching the series?

Well, okay then, bye bye.

Bad spirits run away now! Don't make me use my kung fu.

Has he gotten into the drug locker?

Kannonball!!!

I missed! Don't hurt me! I'm famous!

This just in.... beloved TV personality, Don Kanonji has been kidnapped by a group of Hollows. No ransom has been annouced. Stay tuned for more details.

That's gotta suck.

Jinta to the rescue!

Don't worry yonng girl. I am safe. (And I have a hat with my name on it.)

OMG! Karin! Yuzu! It's me, Daddy! Introduce me to Don Kanonji! OMG!

BOHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG! Don Kanoji just went "BOHAHAHAHA!" in front of my clinic! OMG!

*flees*

What is he a kinapper? That geezer.

OMG! Don Kanonji just kidnapped my daughters! OMG! (There is just not enough Isshin in Bleach.)

So... Who are you guys? Don Kanonji: *wheeze*

We're Ururu and Jinta.

We're the Kurosaki sisters.

Kurosaki... like Ichigo?

How do you know Ichigo?

He's teaching us Spanish.

Oh.... hey wait a minute! Ichigo doesn't know Spanish!

He does too! Donde esta el taco? (I can't do the upside down question mark so pretend it's there... and I really hope that I conjugated that right it's been a long time since I took Spanish.)

WAH! I don't understand what that means!

Now, now... don't cry! Don Kanonji will take care of you!

SHUT IT!

Come on! Let's make a train!

ZOMG! Forget the train! Let's change the way we're drawn!

I can do it!

I can do it nine times!

Young love?

You're family is kinda strange.

Yeah... I know. I can't even keep this cat because of what happened last time.

Oh! I know! You can give him to my Manager. He likes cats.

Greatest. Sign. Ever. (Urahara is apparently out to lunch and Tessai is out to gym?)

I'm sorry. Manager is out to lunch.

That's okay. He won't be out to lunch all day. We can just wait.

You don't know the Manager...

Ururu-chan. ^___^

That can't be good.

Hurry! (What happened to the sign?)

Random food? And is that tea?

Two went in and only one came out! Oh noes!

Meanwhile in a different part of town...

I am the terror that flaps in the night...

Uh huh...

Yep... he got into the drug locker all right...

Let's get dangerous!

*leap*

We should all team up and fight evil.

It would be all cool and we could all go like this...

And have shiny gold background lighting... It would be so totally awesome...

...we're listening...

And then we could have sparkles and maybe get a record deal...

And then when the timing is right... our own TV series...

Well when you put it that way... where do sign up?

You just can't wait to sign up can ya? You know you want me... *whistles*

UGH!

I can't help it... I'm a great catch. Karin: *brain broken*

And we can all have cool poses... like this...

Meanwhile Yuzu is still being chased by Hollows!

Come here little girl... we have candy...

Or you know... you could stay over there with your scary ass cat...

Don't fear young girl! Don Kanonji, Defender of Justice will save you!

Batter up...

In case you didn't already figure it out... the Hollows are after the cat.

They're on top of a volcano... but not really...

Roll call! Red Ranger -- Kurosaki Karin!

Red Rannger -- (He has a last name I just can't remember it and am too lazy to look for it) Jinta!

I'm the Red Ranger! You should be blue... see you have blue pants!

What?! I have red hairs so therefore I should be the Red Ranger! You should be black!

I have a trademark red hat! I'm just not wearing it!

Leader of the group-- Don Kanonji!

LEADER?!

Yuzu is trying to figure out when she fell into a Power Rangers episode...

Stand back! My Staff of Justice will stop you evil spirits!

*cheesy infomercial music* The Don Kanonji Staff of Justice (TM) also trims unslightly branches from trees...

Picks beautiful flowers...

And extends twice it's length.

So call now to order your own Don Kanonji Staff of Justice (TM) and take advantage of this great deal.

Hollows hate infomercials!!

Hey! I'm trying to sell something over here!

Here! I'll do a live promo for it!

Oh! Way to go! That's so awesome!

Fufufufu... I am awesome.

You wanna see awesome?

THIS is awesome!

Oh! Way to go! That's more awesome!

*radio static* Target is in sight. Move into position. *radio static*

*radio static* We got a bogey on our tail. *radio static*

*pulls out record player*

She's a bad mamma-jamma...

Just as fine as she can be...

OMG! That's the most awesome!

Dammit Ururu! Stop stealing my spotlight!

You spotlight?! You suck!

Get back here! Let me kick your ass and show my awesomeness!

BOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Attention team! Regroup and fight off the Hollows!

Soccer ball: *randomly appears* Karin: AH! A random soccer ball appearance!

Soccer ball: Hey... wtf are doing with that leg?

Karin Victory Pose!

That was my Hollow dammit! And stop posing!

Ummm... this is lame... Super Transforming Hollow Action!!!

What now?! I'm all big and stuff! In your face!

ZOMG! *panics*

We should form a battle plan...

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!

Oh noes! Yuzu fell off the building!

I was totally hoping that KonIchigo would show up and jump up to save her.

But you know... giant flaming cat work too...

That had to hurt.

So are there like more animals like this in Soul Society or something?

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

And another shot.. just in case...

Let's go team! Beat that Hollow!

Ururu, Karin, and Jinta make use of their Interdimensional Storage Space.

And the team is now ready to kick a little ass...

And they're off!

Don Kanonji Defender of Justice and the rest of team...

...are here to kick your Hollow ass!!!

Go, go Don Kanonji!

Twin Kannonball no jutsu!

Go,Jinta!

Home Run Smash!

Go Karin!

Killer Goal Kick!

Go Ururu!

Super Ururu Attack!

Karakura Superheroes!

Whoa... we're in a flashback.

Here, kitty.

Yuzu's "bai, bai" may have been cuter than Gin's... we're gonna have to go to the judges on that.

Sorry kitty. You can't come home with me.... not after what happened last time...

Awwww... that makes me want to cry... *sniffle*

Yuzu wander off and ended up in the park I guess...

Awwww.... sisterly moment.

There is no bond more beauitulf than that of sisters.

ZOMG! You're cat is glowing!

Poor Yuzu. I'm surprised that Isshin's Fatherly Radar hasn't gone off.

Like don't cry and junk...

Isn't she just adorbale?

Karakura Pink Ranger -- Ururu!

Change of wardrobe...

Karakura Red Ranger -- Karin!

I believe this is the same as before...

Karakura Red Ranger -- Jinta!

I'm red! I'm red! I'm red!

Jinta x Karin = OTP?

Karakura Gold Ranger -- Don Kanonji!

Huh? He never mentioned gold before...

You didn't ask...

Besides, I have more gold than either of you...

SHUT IT!



And now for some shots from the ending... Lalalala

The Shun Shun Rikka are smelling the flowers. (Look at Tsubaki sitting on a snail. Hehe. ^___^)

Captain Komamura of the 7th Division.

Vice Captain Iba of the 7th Division.

Man, I'm gonna cut you so bad... you're gonna wish I hadn't cut you...

I would like to take this moment to apologize to all the Iba and Family Guy fans for the last one.

Okay... I'll say it... WTF?!

Kittens on fire tattoos must get the ladies, eh?

The evolution of Komamura... wanderer...

Shinigami.

Captain.

ZOMG! The Eye of Sauron can see you!

Komamura and Tengen

Komamura smash! *is mauled*

Renji invades yet another ending...

Ikkaku looks kinda... odd...

Matsumoto and Renji like busting up in these endings... although Matsumoto may be Renji in it though. (Matsumoto and Renji may both pop up in the 5th ending but the 10th still hasn't had their which would put Matsy at 5 and Renji at 4.)

Komamura Sajin and Iba Tetsuzaemon -- leading the 7th Division which does something... I'm almost 95% sure of that.


ZOMG! Next week! Back to SS! With Edward Elric Hitsugaya!

Captain Aizen in his PJs!

More Acedemy flashbacks!

And Kira before his hair started eating his face!


I don't usually include a shot of Kon-sama's Shinigami Preview... but this week it's extra special... It's Nanao~chan~!

WIth her big book and randomness!

And basket of sakura petals! (look... one is a heart on her face... that's a sign... of loooove)


A great episode. I was laughing and I barely understand anything they were saying. (Don's random Engrish really helps.) Dissappointed with the small Isshin appearacne. There can never be enough Issshin!!!!!

Also... we're getting into some of my favorite chapters and I have a tendancy to take a lot of caps of my favorite scenes/characters. I'm worried about you guys with dial up. How can I make the caps better for you?

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As always you are free to use these caps for whatever.

Oh! And I must say... this episode was not completely made up by the anime team. It is based on manga pages by Kubo. Karakura Superheroes did happen in omake pages.

Comments

[himawari.livejournal.com]

1.) There can never be enough Isshin in Bleach.
2.) Jinta x Karin OTP!!!!
3.) This episode looks like utter crack. (But where's KON?) I can't wait for the sub. Thanks for the great caps.