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Crack pairing meme stolen from elyciel

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

01. Ishida Uryuu
02. Roy Mustang
03. Matsumoto Rangiku
04. Abarai Renji
05. Inoue Orihime
06. Jean Havoc
07. Kuchiki Byakuya
08. Riza Hawkeye
09. Kurosaki Ichigo
10. Robin Sena
11. Kuchiki Rukia
12. Hatake Kakashi


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Havoc/Rukia? Nope... can't say I've read one. I would probably read it though. I just can't see it being good for Havoc though.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yes and I don't think we have enough time for me to tell you how hot he is.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Death by burnination. It would put a damper on Riza's military service too. (I think that broke my brain...)

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Oh, yes. Tons of them in fact. Just look in my memories under "fics." Ichigo is such a man-whore. >_>

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Roy and Jean, huh? Depends on who you ask... I say yes because we all know that Roy's subordinates love him.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Orihime and Ichigo... just to keep it straight. >_>

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well Byakuya's expression wouldn't change but I'm sure he'd be slightly confused and partly turned on. *snort*

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Matsumoto and Robin... oh goodness... umm.... After saving Robin from a Hollow, Matsumoto grabs a gigai and heads to Harry's for a drink where she bumps into the young witch again. Robin can't help but be drawn to the blonde Shinigami and Matsumoto can't help by wonder how the hell the young girl got her hair up like that. *dies*

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Ishida/Hawkeye... Oh Lord... I'm almost toally 100% sure there isn't, but just thinking about it hurts the brain.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Byakuya/Kakashi... hmmm... Silence (cause ninjas are silent and death is silent. >_>)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Pfft.. easy one... Ishida is captured by the 6th Division and taken to the interrogation room. Renji remembers the snippy Quincy and decides to handle the "interrogation" himself.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? *snort* A good lot of them... you silly 6th Division slashers. XP

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yep. There's a couple of Gin/Ran shippers out there.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yeppers again.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Roy/Orihime/Renji... man I hope not. >_> Although I would totally read it.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? I have no idea. I can't imagine Robin screaming much period. Although... it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out. I wonder if there would be a burn kit nearby...

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Hmmm... something "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani for no reason other than it was the first song that popped into my head.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Ishida/Havoc/Kakashi -- Bad crossover; yaoi; hardcore sex (because it needs it); bondage (because it needs that too); angst; character death; crossdressing (make the mental images go away!!!!)

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Roy trying to pick up Robin... oh that's just too funny. He'd have to say something like "come on baby light my fire" or something equally dorky.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Been a while since I've read an Orihime fic... maybe I will go and read that Ishihime smutfic I found... >_>

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Havoc... do I really want to know? Probably being dominated.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Of course Rukia would shag Ichigo. Drunk... sober... either/or...

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Matsumoto... >_>

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So... Ishida and Ichigo are in happy relationship until Ichigo suddenly runs off with Renji. (That asshole.) Ishida, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rukia (revenge?) and a brief unhappy affair with Kakashi, then follows the advice of Orihime and finds true love with Matsumoto. The title would have to be "Broken Arrow." Hmmm... would all the Bleachers on my friend's list read it? Maybe... I can't think of anyone specifically or someone would write it.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Byakuya and Hawkeye... I would very strange and would probably need therapy. I mean really... what about Roy? When would Byakuya and Riza get to see each other?

Comments

[chamegan.livejournal.com]

LOL! I wanna read "Broken Arrow!" XDXD
Someone needs to write Havoc/Rukia. XD;