[more bleach caps]

[queendork56]

Fresh off the awesomeness that is Bleach chapter 195... I have Bleach caps.

I didn't use all the caps this time either, but I have a zip file with way too many caps. So here are the caps for episode 49 "Rukia's Nightmare"

Also... this one is less funny than others. Blame the headaches from dogsitting.

Spoilers for the episode ahoy!


When we last left off... Rukia was angsting.... again

And about to enter a big flashback! Yay for flashbacks!

Please wait here and your mystery date will appear...

My mystery date?

That's right. It's almost prom time here in Soul Society... you gotta have a date.

But why does it have to be a mystery though?

I saw a porno like this once...

Awww... sad Rukia-chan.

I wonder if that's him now...

Yo! Shiba Kaien... I'm not your mystery date. I'm on a secret shampoo related investigation.

Watch as I remind people of someone else in this story...

Ummm.... my name is Kuchiki Rukia.

Just like the beloved Armstrong family, the Shiba family's dominant trait are the lower eyelashes.

Ah! Run away Rukia! Scream out "child abuse" or something like that.

Hmmm... this almost looks familiar...

Rukia is totally baffled.

"Kuchiki" Captain says that someone named "Kuchiki" keeps stealing his shampoo. You know anything about that?

Nope. Nothing. Not a damn thing.

Okay then.

How... did he know... about the shampoo...

Anyway, my name is Shiba Kaien. Yes. I am related to Ganjyu.

Feel free to call me "Captain Shiba" or "Captain Kaien" or "Captain That Guy Who Looks Like Ichigo" or even "Captain Sexy" if you like.

Ummmmmm...... okay?

The Secret Shampoo Society meeting is about to begin.

Did you secure the location of the shampoo yet?

No, not yet. The vice captain was asking questions... Why do we have to have Captain Ukitake's shampoo again?

I've told you before... it's the only thing that makes my hair look pretty. I have to get my hands on it before the 3rd Division does... find me that shampoo!

*mope* Yes, sir.

Oi! Rukia! Snap out of your depressing angst already...

This scene reminds me of the juice box scene, but without all the Keigo-ness.

Awww....

Man the 13th has choice division grounds.

Rukia needs all kinds of therapy... seriously.

Uh, hey, Kaien-dono. The prom is coming up and um...

Ah yes, prom. I have a feeling that you'll so go on a long journey to find your prom date. Many things will happen, but do not fear young grasshopper... you will find it. Unless you're die first.

Ummm... what was that last part?

No trip to the 13th Division is complete without an appearance from Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Forget that thing I said about "but without the Keigo-ness" these two are like Keigo on crack.

They make everyone look sane.

Hey Kiyone! Did you hear? Rukia-chan wants to go to the prom!

And I hear she's looking for a date!

Don't you worry, Rukia-chan! We'll get you a big, hunky redhead with tattoos and everything!

Or maybe even a hunky, orange haired kid with a bad attitude that looks sorta like Kaien!

I remember my prom. Good times. Good times.

You have to be sure and wear a sexy dress and be sure to go to a party afterwords.

And then be sure and drink a lot so that you won't remember any of the stupid crap you did the night before. That's how I got stuck with this one...

That's right. Been together ever since!

We've all seen that look before, haven't we?

No! Make the mental images go away! Away!

He's gonna explode watch..

What the hell is wrong with you people? Coming around here and spoutin' off nonsense to Rukia-chan and corrupting her!

You both need to be hosed off... buncha animals..

Ah! It got in my eyes!

Hahaha! Kaien is embarrassed! We win!

Rukia is baffled yet again.

Rukia has a crush on someone.... >_>

Look! She didn't deny it!

Umm... a random Hollow... yay?

Who promptly gets a beat down.

Awww... poor Rukia-chan.

Ummm... why do they need like 15 people to kill one Hollow?

Ouchies....

Awww... man... this is so embarrassing. You better not had used your spit on that!

Who could have tended to Rukia-chan?

This lady... who is she, you ask?

Why that would be Rukia's idol Lady Shiba. Except she has a name now: Miyako

Her looks don't remind me of Orihime (so many people thought she would because "oh my gosh! they both wear their hair up!" >_>) she actually reminds me of a younger Unohana or maybe a bit older, less annoyed looking Nanao.

Rukia is all kinds of short.

Rukia was off from the group all by her lonesome...

I still wonder what the Shiba house was like when Kaien was younger. I wonder if Kuukaku beat the crap out of him too. Maybe that's why he became a Shinigami...

I like that they made Kaien look more like his own person. He looked a lot more Ichigo-ish the in black and white of the manga. The anime actually shows him in his own way.

While he does look a bit like Ichigo (a bit older) he also looks like the rest of his family (esp. Ganjyu. His facial shape reminds me a lot of Ganjyu.)

But that hair man... wow. Although... now that I think about it... Kuukaku's hair isn't much different than that, but she wears something on her head. So does Ganjyu... maybe that's Kaien's problem -- no hat. (Lady Shiba has an equally odd hairstyle.)

See look? All kinds of short...

Although... Lady Shiba's hair is vaguely Rukia-like. The whole hump to the side thing...

Maybe I shouldn't have encouraged her... >_>

I love that there's no flowers where Rukia is running. That's so you can't say "FLOWER KILLER! FLOWER KILLER!" Not that you would...

Look at our little Rukia-chan...

Something that's always kinda stuck out to me... Back when the first captains meeting was called it showed Iba and Renji putting on their Vice Captain badges. Both of them comment that they barely (or was it never) wear them. Kaien wears his all the time...

Rukia doesn't care about that though...

But Lady Shiba's hair is just so... interesting. That would drive me freaking crazy if I had my hair bunned and then hanging down like that. It would make me feel like my head was the size of a planetarium.

Kaien... I'm very worried for my shampoo. I think we should increase security.

I brought your tea! (Rukia is so channeling Hanatarou!)

I know you know something about my shampoo. Your brother has been stealing it hasn't he?!

I don't know what you mean...

Captain! Come quick! There's trouble at the storage house!

But... the tea!!!!!

This is just... horrible... to be struck down so early in.. um... death...

OMG! What happened to her?!

She must have been struck down in the line of duty... to give her life for our shampoo...

This will not go unpunished! I can no longer allow the 6th Division to do as they please.

You're right, Captain. The 6th Division has now crossed the line in it's pursuit of our shampoo...

I will slay the evil Lord King Byakuya and free our shampoo!

So... I'm standing there minding my own business waiting for the cafo to open up for lunch when I see Vice Captain Matsumoto walking down the hall toward me. I'm feeling pretty so I thought that maybe I would hit on her or something when all the sudden Vice Captain Kusajishi comes running down the hallway from the opposite direction screaming at the top of her lungs with Ikkaku running right along behind her. Matsumoto sees her coming and is like trying to get out of the way when the little girl launches herself up off the ground and into Matusmoto's chest. She bounces off and sails over Ikkaku's head laughing and giggling and landed right on Captain Zaraki's shoulder. I swear.

That little story went on a bit too long. You must be punished.

And you too. You should have been guarding the shampoo instead of thinking about Rangiku's boobies.

The 6th Division must have launched it's attack!

OMG! (wait for it)

She was a double agent!!!

Wait... I thought I was the double agent...

I'll save you in a manly and heroic fashion!

You can't kill Rukia-chan! She doesn't even have a prom date yet!

This is worse than I could have imagined...

You're right, Captain. I'm afraid that this isn't just about shampoo anymore...

They may be after our conditioner too!

I'm afraid you're right. There's only one thing to do...

Rukia, bring me my -- BLUE WINDBREAKER!

You two go do.... something... I'm going to kick some ass.

That must be their secret shampoo base...

Ummm... I better go in first and uh.. tell them... I mean... see what's going on...

Captain, permission to fight alone in a manly and heroic fashion?

Say no! Say no!

Granted.

(Skipping around because I don't have material for all this angst) Does the Shinigami recruitment poster say "Do you like to glow?"

Doesn't this look manly and heroic?

Brief look at Kaien's sword. It's watery!

Too bad it went bai bai...

Rukia wants to go and help...

And Ukitake gives his speech...

Awww... poor Rukia-chan!

The lack of weapon has not slowed Kaien down...

He's still fighting in a manly and heroic fashion.

And Rukia lets do of her sword...

I'm going with... that's not his blood... (damn that is one ugly Hollow)

Someone looks more like Ichigo when he's bleeding...

Tentacle porn!!!

*dies*

Eww... I didn't think he'd be green... but that looks kida... ick...

Poor Rukia. She's in total shock.

There is a hell of a lot of orange in this series...

Come here little girl... I have candy for you...

Ukitake saves her!

Yay! Go Ukitake!

Umm... this doesn't taste very good.

Rukia is still in shock.

Ukitake tells her to run away...

And she does!

Awww.... *sniffles* Poor Rukia-chan...

Ukitake tries to hold off Kaien-Hollow...

And makes him cough up blood.

You want some more... some more of this awesome?

That really hurt. I mean, really... ow...

His arms look so funny... XD

And Ukitake gives him another cut...

Oh noes! Ukitake's illness is acting up again!

Poor Ukitake... he doesn't need to be out fighting. He needs to be tucked away in bed with a nurse.

It's depressing to think that after you die you could still suffer from sickness...

If, for some strange reason, there's ever a FMA/Bleach crossover... it should be about Izumi and Ukitake. ^_^

He may be sick and older than Ichigo and them.. but I love me some Ukitake...

Oh yeah... Rukia's still alone in the woods. I nearly forgot about that...

Hey little girl... I've still got some candy for you...

Run, Ukitake, run! He's gonna kill Rukia-chan!

It really creeps me out that by the time he gets to Rukia he's got those tentacles coming out of his eyes and mouth..

*stabstab*

Blood on her face...

Blood on her hands...

Rain or tears?

Gotta give Rukia some credit for even being able to hold her sword up to him...

Awww.... poor Ukitake...

Awww... I feel all sad and stuff.. *sniffle* I need some tissue...

*sniffles*

She doesn't hug him until after he's already dead. *sniffle*

Rukia really needs some therapy...

While we take a trip back to the now... we stop in with Byakaya! (and again with the shampoo)

Byakuya! This has been going on for far too long! Give me the shampoo!

I don't know what you mean...

You know exactly what I mean... you stole my shampoo... again.

Please do not insult me. This shiny, bouncy hair is the result of good genes, not your shampoo.

This is dumb. I'm leaving.

Now just a minute...

*gasp* He touched the Byakuay...

And the wrath of Byakuya appears in the form of a coughing fit.

This is the point in the story where I wanted Ichigo to run Zangetsu through Byakuya. When he threw the deaths of Ukitake's division members in Ukitake's face. Yeah.. he needs to be stabby stabby.

Feel the glare!

I'm leaving again... I need to go wash my hair before Rukia dies prom dateless.

And another shot of Ukitake... just because I can.


Okay... I have no idea what's happening in next week's episode. It was just a bunch of older clips of Ichigo and Zangetsu fighting and couple of clips from episode 48 of Renji and Gin. Then there was this...

Which Kon says I can't make fun of... The episode is called "The Awakening Lion" and I really, really hope it isn't a clip show. This is getting really annoying with all the pieces of story shoved between flashbacks and if there's a clip show... I hate clip shows.


Captain Urahara was in the Shinigami preview.

For some reason he reminds me of Gintoki from Gintama here.

We love you Captain Urahara!

*salutes*

ZIP file (246 caps)

Feel free to use these caps for whatever.

EDIT: I must quote this since the Shibas make me think of this every single time.

Armstrong: (referring to Katerine) See, isn't she beautiful? She looks exactly like me.
Havoc: In what way?
Armstrong: (points to lower eyelashes) The eyelashes.
Havoc: I see...

Comments

[wanda-chan.livejournal.com]

Yes!!! The crack summaries are back. Love it!!!!!!!!

[kawaii-madoushi.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

YOU ROCK!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ (Just wanted to say that. Now I'm off to read the summary and watch the pics... LOL)

[kawaii-madoushi.livejournal.com]

I just KNEW you would go for the shampoo! It was too good an opportunity to pass up.. =PPP

Poor Rukia.. She needs a hug.. (stupid Ichigo.. he should be the one hugging her)

[turtlemonkey.livejournal.com]

Not only do you totally kick for these screencaps.....



...But the commentaries that went with them? You, my friend, have just won at life. Someone has to make a parody fansub of this to go by your lines, I swear to God.

[innocentlyjaded.livejournal.com]

you know, i just might wait for your episode summaries rather than watching the episode itself. yours is much more entertaining ^_^

HERESY!!!

[penguin-sensei.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Fantastic! Wonderful! I don't know other adjectives!

Thanks again for doing this! Kaien rules XD

Incidentally...

I will slay the evil Lord King Byakuya

Have you, by any chance, been traumatized by some RP recently?

[adventures.livejournal.com]

hahaha! <3333

[snailfin.livejournal.com]

*hairflips* Gotta lurve Ukitake's wooshy hair

[15plus.livejournal.com]

AH...the angst! The struggle! The stolen shampoo!
And the most delightful eye-candy in the end! XDXDXDXD
Thanky ya!!!!XDXDXDXD

[mellfromva.livejournal.com]

Poor Rukia; will she ever go to prom?

And shame on Byakuya, stealing peoples shampoo. What does he need it for; he keeps his hair in that panflute.

I still don't know why Ukitake stops Rukia from saying Kaien; "He's fighting for his honor. To be saved by a tiny woman would be a fate worse than death."

And I would love of Ukitake/Izumi crossover. They'd be kickin' ass and coughin' blood! And he'd never have to worry about her stealing his shampoo; with her dreads I doubt she needs more then some dishwashing soap....

[starswing.livejournal.com]

Armstrong's little sister cracks me up. *cough*

But... back to the screencaps. ZOMG, THE BATTLE FOR THE SHAMPOO WAGES ON. (You know Renji took it and never shared any, which is so why Byakuya stuck him in jail.)

Oh, Rukia, you're going to give my therapist a headache... BUT YOU SHALL BE SAVED. *cackle* Too much love to Sentarou and Kiyone and YAY FOR KAIEN AND TEH WIFEY. *glomp* You're too cool.

[renjismine.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for the caps! I love your summaries too!

[cross-chord.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was great! I especially liked the Tweedledee and Tweedledum scene.

Will the mystery ever get solved?! I must know!

Oh yeah, *hands over cookies* people that make me laugh get cookies. :)

[yankumi.livejournal.com]

hmmmm ukitake reminds me of Okita Souji from the shinsengumi.. at least in the whole, having a terminal illness but still kicking ass and looking good doing it aspect XDD

[sidh.livejournal.com]

If, for some strange reason, there's ever a FMA/Bleach crossover... it should be about Izumi and Ukitake.
DEFINITLY!!!!!!!

Such a great work! Soooo many Ukitake! *malts*faints*dies*

Poor Ukitake... he doesn't need to be out fighting. He needs to be tucked away in bed with a nurse.
Count on me to apply for the job XD

Thank you so much for your hard work electra-sama!!! I enjoy these posts so much! You enlighten my days! *sing happily*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

Omg, you're one of the reasons this fandom is so worthwhile! :-D

Poor Ukitake! I love it when he covers his mouth! So polite!

Yes, I thought Byakuya needed to be stabby stabby too... but then I fell in love with him for his evil snootiness.

[narutomonkey.livejournal.com]

O_________O


I'm actually glad to see that flashback see animated than read it in the manga. SO. MUCH. BETTER.

Thanks again!

[stardust-rain.livejournal.com]

Yes! The caps are back!

I will slay the evil Lord King Byakuya and free our shampoo!

I love you forever for that line.

[syokhan.livejournal.com]

This shiny, bouncy hair is the result of good genes

Now someone has to make an icon out of that XD

[kawaii-madoushi.livejournal.com]

something like this? XD Sorry, it's not that good. I was in a rush =P

[alunai.livejournal.com]

Kon...roars like a lion? And dances with plushies? WHAT.

Oh, so that's why Renji has such awesome hair...

[myuki-chan.livejournal.com]

God, how I love your crack comments.

*salutes* I LOVE YOU URAHARA-TAICHOU. XDXDXD

[lemonyloyce.livejournal.com]

This is why I enjoy your commentaries so much, my dear...

Does the Shinigami recruitment poster say "Do you like to glow?"

You should have been guarding the shampoo instead of thinking about Rangiku's boobies.

You're right, Captain. I'm afraid that this isn't just about shampoo anymore...
They may be after our conditioner too!

This shiny, bouncy hair is the result of good genes, not your shampoo.

I'm leaving again... I need to go wash my hair before Rukia dies prom dateless.

Proof again that you completely RULE! *bows and utterly fangirls you to the moon and back* ^^

[kumikuri.livejournal.com]

*has died from laughing* total LOL i'm really looking forward to this episode too O_O once again arigatou for screencapping!

[shampoosakai.livejournal.com]

Poor Ukitake... he doesn't need to be out fighting. He needs to be tucked away in bed with a nurse.

OMG, I do need this job.

[shadowlucretia.livejournal.com]

Awesome caps! *saves a bunch*

Aww, poor Rukia.. :( and Urahara.. O_O

[(Anonymous)]

Ukitake Ukitake Ukitake. If he needs a nurse sign me up. But still I am surprised no one really does look into his health.

I hate those 2 idiots that are tied for 3rd place.

Rukia, face getting sadder, by the second.

Urahara needs the pimp cane.Gotta say he is rocking the white coat.;)

[elyciel.livejournal.com]

*faints of love* Ukitake is so awesome. Oh man. I love him so much. ♥ And yeah... usually I'm sympathetic towards Byakuya, but I really disliked him in that scene. He didn't even temper it by calling Ukitake "sempai" like he does in the manga (or at least, I didn't hear it).

Also, Izumi/Ukitake is genius. :D