[i wanna bleach the night away]

[queendork56]

It's Tuesday which means.... Bleach caps. Yes, I skipped the last two weeks, but I couldn't miss this one. It's just too good to pass up.

190ish thumbed caps from episode 58 "Unseal! The Black Blade, the Miraculous Power"

Spoilers for the whole episode.


Last time Ichigo drew first blood on Byakuya...

You are so dead.

Pfft. I've heard that before...

Hey... Zangetsu... Do you think I'm gonna win?

Hmmm.... You might. But then again you might die. Can I have your CD collection if you do?

Lots of nice Ichigo shots in this episode...

So what now Mr. I'm Gonna Intimidate You By Saying You're Gonna Die?

Bring it on!

Bring... it on? You have the nerve to give me an order?

But if you insist...

You're... totally messing with me aren't you?

Stare of Intimidation!

It's always so pretty when it's released...

Maybe you should of had a strategy meeting with Renji before you told him get lost...

Ichigo decides to go for the direct approach...

Byakuya decides to make an octopus...

Take this! Blue Blot of Doom!

Pink > Blue

Ah crap.

Run Ichigo! Run from the pinkness!

I told you Pink > Blue

There are lots of nice Byakuya shots in this episode too. (I like the ones from above like this.)

Ichigo finally breaks up the Pink Mass of Doom...

You didn't think it'd be that easy did you?

Bet you wish you had had that strategy meeting huh?

*sigh* Are you dead yet?

That looks like a maybe...

A simple math equation: Ichigo + Bandages + Blood = Very Yes.

Do you need a Band-Aid?

Oh... he's moving...

Math Review: Solve for X (Show your work!): Ichigo + X + Blood = Very Yes.

Ichigo may not be the smartest character in Bleach... but look at that shoulder!

He's up!

Well at least I'll get some more camera time...

...Or we'll cut to the 10th Division running... that works too.

How? How can she run?

Just in case you forgot (in the ten episodes since then) Hitsugaya has teh angst because Hinamori tried to kill him after he was fingered as her captain's murder.

She's in a coma now. The only thing this soap opera is missing is a bun in the oven.

Ah great. Now I'm hungry.

But first I must angst.

Can we go now? I'm hungry.

Sure. Just let me check my hair... I mean... set up this barrier around Hinamori.

My hair is looking good... let's roll.

"Let's roll?" Please don't say that again.

But my boy geniusness can only be fully enjoyed by all if I have a catchphrase.

"There's an explosion over there?" That's the stupid catchphrase I've ever heard, Matsumoto.

Why do I even bother? (How can she run?!)

"Hitsugaya away!" or maybe "Go-Go-Hitsugaya!"

This is harder than I thought. I'll have to use all my boy genius smarts for this.

I-He-I... I can't believe that little brat took my air time! This is my episode!

Ha! This is my episode!

Sure it is... and I'm sure that this is your show too. *nods knowingly*

Stare off! Pink vs. Blue!

He's glowing! You know what happens when he glows!

What? I just wanted to cap Ichigo's hand.

And the people in the first row have gone blind.

Wow. I didn't know they had light shows here!

This is totally an accidental screencap. I hit pause and it stopped mid-blink.

At least Ishida still has a part in the anime...

And there's another because we're all suffering from Ishida Withdrawls.

My sister is gonna be so pissed. Someone stole her light show idea.

Shiba Brand Fireworks is gonna have to blow up some more buildings.

I have no idea what that says, but Orihime is explaining it... and you know that can't be good.

Ishida and his superior dork brain shows up...

We just hook up now and save everyone the trouble of suffering through some kinda of Love Polygon.

Kon comes in for the assist.

And Chad finally gets his scene with Kon. (It only took forever!)

Something has come over Ishida.

Kon steps up as the replacement.

And based on the grand total of one Japanese lesson I got from that episode of Yakitate!! Japan where Kuroyan does his dog reaction... this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to me.

Poor Ishida... he looks sorta confused too.

Ummm.... we should go now or we'll miss the light show.

You're right. Let's roll!

"Let's roll?" Who says that nowadays?

Okay that's it... the next person who interrupts my episode will feel my wrath.

I mean it! Look at the evil aura (that's totally not coming from Ichigo...)

Random Flashback!Ichigo!

Random Flashback!Byakuya!

Oh you got lucky... So lucky! You better be glad I was in that random flashback.

Speaking of that flashback... there was always something about you back then that was off...

Was there? I'm surprised you could tell considering that I pwned you so fast. (Evil Aura! Totally not coming from Ichigo at all whatsoever!)

I love how after his fight with Ikkaku getting blood in his eye never seemed to bother him...

The thing that was off about Byakuya back then.... He wasn't wearing his captain's coat. (It really took me forever to figure that out. I knew there was something off, but I never could figure out what.)

Surely Byakuya from back then knew that he could pull off that captain's coat in a way that no one but Ukitake and Kenpachi can pull it off.

I know what that pose means!

Zangetsu's cloth is long enough to wrap around Ichigo's arm...

And he loses some more of his clothes. (I don't know why Bleach was marketed as a series for boys... it's clearly for the ladies.)

I think that someone wants to go Ban Kai and I think that person is Ichigo...

His eyes are changing again. (Look at that shoulder! That's one nice piece of animated man meat.)

Fear my giant glowing phallic symbol!

There's an explosion behind you!

What? I was just warning you...

Hey... there's an explosion over there.

No! Not the light show!!!!

Twister!

*is shocked*

Black blade!

*squees this way*

*squees that way*

We... we can have costume changes?

How will black stand up to pink? (This pan of his sword gave me a dirty thought... >_>)

Byakuya is pissed to the max. The MAXX!

This is one of those rare caps that doesn't need me to make a caption.

My pink will win. Pink always wins.

Or not.

Zangetsu wants to get to know you better....

I told you this is my episode and this is my show!

Oh yeah... well that coat makes you look fat.

I never even noticed the chain on the end until now. I wonder why the last link is broken... I wonder if that's supposed to be symbolic.

So I say again... Bring it.

Again with the orders?

Someone woke up from their coma.

She still has teh angst though.

You know... you'd think that they'd get that letter away from her...

But alas... she's still got it.

And she's off.

Will these two ever be done running?

I guess that answered that question.

Wow. That's a really big door.

There doesn't seem to be anyone here.

How can we get in if there's no one to open the door? What should we do?

Let's see what happens when I push on it.

*gasp* It opened!

I used my boy genius smarts to figure that out.

But there's another door!

That's just dumb. Who puts a door behind another door?

What should we do this time?

I'll try to push on this one too.

Nothing happened. I'll have to use all mt boy genius smarts for this.

Stay back Matsumoto! This could be dangerous.

I bet it uses some kind of password system.

Little pig, little pig, let me in!

Access Denied.

Way to use that brain, Captain.

Maybe I should have said "What big teeth you have"

Chad!

Our ragtag group of "Shinigami" have finally made it to the hill... and the Staircase of Doom.

Dude... that's a lot of stairs.

Well let's roll!

Wait! Wait just a minute!

You people are crazy! Crazy! And stop saying "let's roll!"

Huh?

"Let's roll" does sound kinda dumb.

And of course this place is crazy. I wasn't even in the first episode.

But... but... how can they know it's crazy and still do it?

I got three words for Soul Society: Elevators and Escalators

Meanwhile back on the hill the phallic symbols just can't stop.

I don't even know why I even bother... people just keep showing up and taking away from my screentime.

Hey... I know how you feel...

How could you? This is your show remember... I'm just the guy who everyone thinks is evil... and people keep trying to steal my shampoo...

Your shampoo? Really? Is there like a shampoo shortage here?

Do you want me to just beat you and get it over with? At least you'll get some screentime then.

*mope*

Fine! Let's just do this already.

Pink swarm!

Place your bets... place your bets... Pink vs. Black... who will win?

He can fly! He can fly! He can fly!

Byakuya doesn't even have to run around to attack you... he can just stand there.

And I thought that just having KonIchigo running around was one too many Ichigos.

Feeling surrounded?

There's enough Ichigo for everyone.

But Byakuya doesn't seem to like that idea.

You can't catch Ichigo with those kinds of tricks.

He's so graceful...

Go forward Pink Glob of Doom!

I told you that you couldn't catch him with those tricks. He's fast... like a ninja!

More Byakuya goodness from above.

Sakura surfing!

Oh noes! He's got Ichigo on the ropes... er.. sakura.

Look at that anger!

Ichigo uses his speedy skills to slow the sakura.

He did it. *points*

Yeah... you thought it would be easy didn't you?

Oh noes! His arm is gone!

I won't make a surprise buttsecks joke. I won't make a surprise buttsecks joke.

STABBAGE!

*gasp* You soiled his coat!

That's right... soiled it.

Blood on the black blade...

Stare off! Round 2!

First Renji got blood on my scarf... now you got blood on my coat...

Oh... did I?

Way to go Ichigo. You got him so mad the episode is gonna end.

Smooth move.


Next week: More pink goodness!

Ooh! Ooh! I like pink!

Orihime will look sad...

And Byakuya will let his hair down.


And some of Radio Kon Golden got cut off so I didn't cap all of it... but here's a cap of Yuzu going all girly...

And Jinta's reaction.


ZIPs: Mirror One || Mirror Two

Ah... I'm so ready for next week. Byakuya with his hair down and his return.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I love your comments so much!! XD ♥

And OMFG BANKAI!ICHIGO. So hot. XDXD

[myuki-chan.livejournal.com]

Damnit, that was me. XD

[pausedsilence.livejournal.com]

maaan byakuya's face in the last screencap of him = priceless, I dont think we've ever seen him show..so much emotion before ever xD

that last orihime screenshot, it reminds me of a rukia one from when it was the squad captain endings for squad 13, when Rukia's remember Kaien and then gets woken out of her daydream by Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

but a big "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHIIIEEEEEEEE" is needed for Animed!BanKai!Ichigo! :D:D:D:D

[pausedsilence.livejournal.com]

oh and the chain thing on his sword is because the name of his ban kai is Tensa Zangetsu (Heavenly Chain Cutting Moon) (quoted from dosetsu's Zanpakutoh guide) cos you wanted to know!

[electra-torch.livejournal.com]

Now that makes sense... I always wondered where the "chain" came from, but I never once noticed the chain.

And about Byakuya and his emotion... we learned a very important lesson: Don't mess with Byakuya's clothes.

[funkybrewsta]

Dude, I creamed my pants when Ichigo bankai-ed

And based on the grand total of one Japanese lesson I got from that episode of Yakitate!! Japan where Kuroyan does his dog reaction... this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to me.

I laughed out out at this LOL

[electra-torch.livejournal.com]

I've been in the "Let's Molest Ichigo!" mood since I saw that DVD cover... this episode didn't help... at all.

Yakitate!! Japan is the best teacher I ever had.

[funkybrewsta]

Y!J taught me more about bread than the Food Network ever did.

I swear I keep having to remind myself that Ichigo is only 15. Jailbait.

It's so hard.

[electra-torch.livejournal.com]

I know. I was watching "Good Eats" a couple of weeks ago and they were making bread and they did something and I was like "Haha! I learned that from Kuroyan!"

Pfft. It's only jailbait if you get caught. We'll animate him a legal document that says he's 18. (We'll make one for Ishida and Chad too... And Keigo.)

[raptorix.livejournal.com]

Maybe Bleach will do what Naruto does in the manga, and move the story ahead by... oh say... three years (or a lil more ;) ) so we can all have our legal men X3

[techno-ninja.livejournal.com]

OMFGLMAO.
You are a god. A comedy god.

[fantasy2004.livejournal.com]

dl thanks for the screenshots can't wait until mine dl. YAY Hitsugaya LOL

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

OMG, "Byakuya makes an octupus" killed me even more than "You are NOT a helicopter." I know for a fact that Hitsugaya's saying "little pig, little pig, let me come in" was responsible for the deaths of many of my easily amused friends! Oh, these are so great. And I'm dying to know what that filler with Ishida and Hime is about!! Thanks for the great caps and captions....

[hardlyfatal.livejournal.com]

[raises her hand] Yes, that would've been me dying from teh funny re: little pig.

[dtn.livejournal.com]

All right! Pinkness! Awesome screencaps. XD Must see episode... The chibi are so cute X3

[hexlord.livejournal.com]

Great screencaps!!

[bleakharvest.livejournal.com]

This so makes my day every time I read it ^^ Thank you!!

[kazura-uyurin.livejournal.com]

Brilliant caps! Funny captions! XD

I think that the broken link on Tensa Zangetsu's chain may symbolise Ichigo losing control over his Hollow later on. You know, broken Chain of Fate from earlier??

Meh. Hope that made sense. ^^"

[raptorix.livejournal.com]

Your captions for these always make the screenshots so awesome X3

[electra-torch.livejournal.com]

Your icon is freaking hilarious. I don't even like eyepatch!Roy and I neared died laughing.

[raptorix.livejournal.com]

It's the best icon I've ever found, and I felt like sharin'. ^^

[gackoi.livejournal.com]

Wow, Ichigo looks so good in this episode!!! And his ban kai form is so sexy..

Really looking forward to the next episode because I've been waiting for it for months! Finally!

Thanks for the amusing read, as always.^^

[akira-nanimoyo.livejournal.com]

"Go-Go-Hitsugaya!"

*Hums Power Rangers theme"

[winterwing3000.livejournal.com]

I nearly drooled from all the Byakuya-goodie shots. ^-^ Thanks for sharing! (He looks extremely smexy in the last cap XD!!)

[timeturner.livejournal.com]

Hilarious!!!

Brightened my rainy day!! XDDD

great way to use my Byakuya icon LOL

[carolynwavering.livejournal.com]

I almost spit out my drink laughing at the screenshot for "This is one of those rare caps that doesn't need me to make a caption."
Lol, phallic symbols are fun. ;)

[sxylilwitch.livejournal.com]

BANKAI!!!!!!!sjkhdjahfusbfdsjnjd!!!

OMG I CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK. I can't believe it's here at last XD

[shinigamimonkey.livejournal.com]

dude, you rock, can i be your friend?

[stellarabyss.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised by all of the emotion from Byakuya.

This episode looks damn good. I'm going to have to catch up so I can watch it.

As always heading to the hills with the caps. Thanks!

[furato.livejournal.com]

IchiBya battle is totally hawt, but, why oh why do they spoil the Hinamori twist?

[miyu.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHH
BANKAI ICHIGO. AND MORE BYAKUYA LOVE >_<
god i'm loving this ep already. I NEED TO SEE IT. thanks so much for those screencaps..
*MELTS*

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love the comments on your caps. I laughed, I *sporfled*, I knocked over my (*&(& ashtray again...awesome!

And I, too, spent much of this episode goin', "Damn, Ichigo. DAAAMN." *fans* That boy is way too hot--especially in Bankai--for his own good.

[done-na.livejournal.com]

i can totally see byakuya now, complaining to kubo tite why HE doesn't get any costume changes when he goes bankai X)

aaaawwwwwwww... kon & chad! waaaaaaiiiiiii~

& yes, ichigo is one DELICIOUS piece of animated man meat :9

(yay~ much pinkness in the next ep! go yachiru!!!)

[netbelleanie.livejournal.com]

omg....
fucking HILLARIOUS!

And I'm glad that I wasn't the only one to think "IchiRya fight is pervy" and "damnit Hitsygaya QUIT STEALING AIRTIME!"

*wants HollowIchi*

[hidden-gems.livejournal.com]

**is keeled completely ded**

Ichigo + Bandages + Blood = Very Yes.

**muahahahahahahahaha**

[bleach-storage.livejournal.com]

Yay! I missed your stories! =D

His return *shivers* Brrrr

[bleach-storage.livejournal.com]

Oops, I forgot I was updating AFB memories XDDD It was sidh speaking ^^

XD

[ciderbutwider.livejournal.com]

Its such a good job my housemates are used to me cracking up loudly in my bedroom... because your comments have serious humour issues...

The caps are pretty awesome too ^^;

[ayuamarca.livejournal.com]

Is it time already for his return. Zomg, I haven't downloaded the anime in ages but now I have to. Eee~! So very awesome.

Also. As always, great caption.
And the broken chain, isn't that supposed that his soul is dying or whatever? Like... getting eaten? 8D

[mellfromva.livejournal.com]

You are so love. I want you to have my babies. Or I can have your babies. We'll both have each others babies. Babies for everyone.

Meanwhile in the battle of pink vs blue, which one is the color the stick turns to indicate if Rukia is pregnant? Or is it not that test?

And Byakuya needs his own series. "The Byakuya Show", starring Byakuya as Byakuya. Guest starring Renji, Gin, Ukitake, Hitsugaya, and Jerry Mathers as 'The Beav'.

[durkle.livejournal.com]

thanks for the wonderful screen captures!
I won't use them, but I enjoy your comments.

[jojofc.livejournal.com]

My pink will win. Pink always wins.

ROTFL indeed.
I'm happy to have joined this group recently :D

[vashti.livejournal.com]

Fantastic as ever (hi, btw), but man are they padding this out compared to the manga. And here was I was hoping for twenty minutes of full-on ByakuyaIchigo action.

And wtf, is he really back next week? At the rate they're going we'll probably get a month of Don Kanonji while Bleach fans the world over disembowel themselves with angst. Or at least another couple of weeks of running!Hitsugaya and comic Orihime moments.

[electra-torch.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about the same person you're talking about. That guy probably won't be back till like episode 60 or 61. The guy I'm talking about is someone who is close to Ichigo... really close to Ichigo.

[vashti.livejournal.com]

Oh, *him*. Okay, all on the same page now, I think. :)

*fast forwards to next week*

[nesa.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the screencaps

I knew something was missing these past couple of episodes XD. You WINZ at captions. SOMEONE had to say something about Matsumoto's ginormous rack. Thanks again. XD

Omg.... next week. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for THINGS to happen.

[ate-nika.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile back on the hill the phallic symbols just can't stop.
WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
that was a cool cap. xD