queendork56 | [super crazy funtime bleach caps]

Man... these Bleach caps just did not want to be posted. But here they are... caps for episode 60 "Truth of Despair, the Dagger that has been Brandished"

Lots of caps, but I didn't use all the ones I took. Thumbnailed and ZIP links as always.

MEGA SPOILERS! If you're only watching the anime you might want to wait till after you've already seen the episode.

We start episode 60 with a look at the Center 46... which for some reason doesn't seat 46 people.

Fun with symbols!

Boy Genius Hitsugaya arrives on the scene.

Followed closely by his side-kick, Matsumoto.

Dude... WTF?!

For some reason this reminded me of a scene in R.O.D. (the OVA) if you've seen it you probably know what I'm talking about.

Hmmm.... Blood... that means they must have been bleeding at some point.

And they're not moving... so let's see... bleeding and not moving...

*gasp* Matsumoto! They're dead!

No way. You're so smart, Captain.

*gasp* Who could that be at the top of the stairs?!

It's Kira!

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime!

*walks away*

Bitch, don't you walk away from me!

*makes airplane noises*

Run, run, run... as fast as you can...

Proof this is a special episode... Kira's left eye is guest starring.

It's like some kind of bizarre Soul Society mating ritiual.

I bet this is how Kira and Gin spend their weekends. Kira runs for his life and Gin chases him. Kinda like Pepe La Pew and Penelope the Cat... but with more issues.

Do the colors seem totally different to anyone else?

He can fly!

If Hitsugaya had longer legs it totally could have caught Kira by now.

Eep! Maybe I shouldnt have said that.

I'm almost 100% sure that Gin makes Kira wear his hair like this to keep people away. You're all like "Kira! Give me a hug! Ow! My eye!"

Hitsugaya's still pissed.

Dude... the short joke was like two lines ago. Get over it.

Kira leg!!

And he just got busted looking at Kira's butt.

*makes airplane noises*

Captain, you can go back. I can handle this.

Right. I'll go back and heroically save Hinamori. After I get some snacks.

Tag in!

More Kira close-ups.

Matsumoto looks really good this episode.

And they stopped.

*hair flip*

So... why did we stop?

Well... to tell you the truth... this is sorta embarassing...

I'm not really used to being chased by girls.

Figures.

So I figured we could just fight.

*gasp* Part of Kira's other eye!

Who knew Kira had such pretty eyes? I mean... if his hair wasn't trying to eat his face we'd probably know.

See? Matsumoto had no idea.

Oh... so close.

If I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to kill me.

That's because I am!

We'll never know exactly how Matsumoto manages to pull out that sword.

Kira attacks.

Matsumoto avoids.

Such a gyp. All we saw was a black screen and pretty lights. I wanted to see some action!

It's like The Electric Company!

Feeling a bit... top heavy?

I really feel bad for the guys who have to fix all these broken roof tiles, exploded buildings, walls with holes in the them... those poor guys.

Kira explains his ability to pwn Matsumoto.

Matsumoto fails to care.

You can't beat me. I win!

Is that so?

Matsumoto unleashes Haineko.

Wait. This wasn't in the plan.

Yeah... Kira's totally fixing to get his ass kicked.

Flashback! Poor Matsumoto.

Stupid Gin! Stop being a deadbeat on Matsumoto!

Meanwhile Hinamori takes a peek at the Chamber 46.

And finds everyone dead.

But look! We found those missing seats!

Ummm... maybe I should leave.

Gin! ^_^

Hey there Hinamori-chan!

I'm on my way to get some snacks... you want snacks?

Ummm... okay....

Wait for me Hinamori! I'll save you! After snacks!

Ummm.... something is telling me that I should wait for something.

Pfft. Your shoulder angel just doesn't want you to have any snacks.

Don't you want snacks?

Who's there?

*gasp*

OMGWTF?! Aren't you dead?!

No way... that was all a lie.

Really?

Really. Smexy librarians can't die.

Really?

For the last time: Really.

See? I'm not dead.... well... that's not entirely true. I'm not a ghost either... but then again that's techincally not right either.

It doesn't matter. *cries*

Umm... you're sorta getting my clothes wet...

Awww.... such a touching reunion.

Awwww....

Everyone looks so happy....

Everyone looks so peaceful...

We should all take a moment to thank Gin for reuniting these two. Thank you, Gin.

STABBAGE!!!! (BOO! on the anime! I wanted blood soaked blade!)

Hey... wait...

Isn't that....

Dude... I just got stabbed.

In case you didn't know... Aizen is EBIL!

*bleeds*

Whoops! That was totally an accident!

*bleeds more*

Unohana and Isane arrive on the scene.

And the crazy has totally kicked in. Yay crazy!

Gin agrees: Yay crazy!

*pant* I finally got here.... *pant*

"Yo, Hitsugaya-kun." I totally just stabbed your girlfriend!

OMFG!AIZEN!BBQ!

Wait... why are you with Gin? He's the evil mastermind behind your death?

Gin? An evil mastermind? Ha ha. Well he is vaguely evil, but I don't keep him around for his mind... if you catch my drift.

I'm the only mastermind here. (Yay crazy!)

You might wanna go check on Hinamori... she's sorta bleeding all over the floor.

OMG! Wait! Gin's not the evil matermind! You are!

And I thought you were stupid...

No! Hinamori!

*bleeds*

Why? Why did I stop for snacks?! Curse you snacks!

Yeah... about the Hinamori dying thing... totally not my fault. I mean I was holding my sword up and she totally walked right into it. I mean... Gin was right there. He can tell you.

Is that so?

Yay crazy!

Hitsugaya is pissed. (Well, duh.)

Gin and Aizen are happy.

Really, really happy. (Yay crazy!)

What's with the pink scarf?

RAWR!

SMEXY!

Why?

Why did you stab Hinamori?

She was so happy to be a Shinigami that she made out with her uniform!

She did everything to be the best for you! Why did you stab her?

Shampoo.

Wait.... shampoo? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I listen to Matsumoto talk in her sleep.

Stupid? A little baby like you will never understand.

Oh yeah... let's fight!

Yeah... I don't want to be frozen so... good luck!

It's all right... I was gonna handle it anyway. I don't keep you around for your fight skills either.

Ban kai!

He can fly too!

Showdown!

Whew. We made it. I'm glad we didn't stop for snacks.

Who will win? Anger?

Or crazy? (I say crazy. Yay crazy!)

Gratuitous ban kai Hitsugaya shots...

He can fly too! (Dammit! I wanna be a Shinigami so I can fly!)

STABBAGE! (Look at Hitsugaya's hand. It looks like Hyourinmaru's dragon form. I bet he could do a mean puppet show with that.)

Would you like your smexy librarian on ice?

Or not...

Well you know what they say... the couple that bleeds together, stays together.

Gin... I'm bored and hungry. Let's go get some snacks then stab some more people.

Hold it right there.

You don't think I'm just gonna let you walk out of here, do you?

Yay! Unohana came to my crazy party!

Me and Gin are going out for snacks... you wanna come with?

No I do not want to go with.

Why did you fake your death?

For the same reason every other villian has... because I can! (Oh... and I'm sure at some point in time Aizen was totally betrayed or disfigured or his girlfriend was killed or something... but who cares about that? Yay crazy!)

But... what about the body?

Oh you mean this? Yeah... I made it for Gin.

Okay... I really didn't need to know that.

I know it wasn't supposed to... but this made me laugh. I had to pause the episode so I could finish laughing.

*glasses flash*

So you faked your death, stabbed your Vice Captain, stabbed another captain, and killed the Center 46...

That's crazy.

Shhh.... Mommy and Daddy are talking right now.

Unohana is scary when she's mad.

Aizen shows off Kyouka Suigetsu.

But why do all this? What are you after?

Why don't you ask your captain... I'm sure she knows.

Shampoo.

That's right. But it's not just any shampoo.... it's the shampoo that I was denied for so many years. They said I didn't need it because my hair isn't long... but why does Yamamoto gets shampoo? He doesn't even have hair!

But he has a beard...

*too busy monologuing to listen* And every time I managed to get my hands on a bottle Gin used it all, but that's okay because he needs to feel pretty.

But I'll show them... I'll show them all. He who controls the shampoo controls the world.

Hey Renji... I'm hungry. Let's stop for snacks.

So... you're gonna kill everyone to get your hands on the shampoo? There are only two of you and Captain Kuchiki would rather cut off his arm than hand over his shampoo.

Ummm.... could you move out of the way?

I told you we should have stopped for snacks.

*gasp*

Tousen shows off his ribbon dancer skills.

Hey... he's pretty good. I give him a 9.5.

I need an adult! I need an adult!

Awww... isn't he cute? ^_^

Hey... Gin's pretty at this too. He gets a 10 for being so darn cute.

Goodbye Unohana... (Yay crazy!)

Umm... wait.. why are we back on the hill?

I just spent the last month running away from here!!

Aizen and Gin are so gangsta.

OMFG!AIZEN!BBQ!

And one more time: (everybody say it with me!) YAY CRAZY!

We totally should have stopped for snacks.

Next week: More crazy!

More smexy!

Radio Kon! Check out the Aizen kid.

KonIchigo has a problem... Jinta has his body and the Soul Society arc is almost over!

Jinta's got the ball.

Wait... WTF?!

Flying strawberry!

Ummm... can you tackle people in soccer?

Ref says "Not a chance."

Remember when this show was about me? Those were the days...

OMG! I want to marry the animation team for this episode. Even though we didn't get to see the bloodly blade sticking out of Hinamori's back this episode looked great. The colors seemed a bit more subdued than usual to me and it really suited Matsumoto, Kira, and Aizen. All three of them were looking good in this episode.

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Feel free to use the caps for whatever.

Also... I really need to come up for a name for these caps. I don't want to keep calling them "Bleach Caps" because I might decide to do another series later. ~~(I've thought of starting a community for these things and maybe seeing if other people wanted to try it for another series.)~~