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Jan. 31st, 2006 02:43 pmAnother Tuesday... another Bleach episode.
We start with a nice relaxing bit of tea at the Urahara Shop.

Well it would be relaxing if those damn kids would shut up. (Urahara's squeak is so cute. XD)
Silly Ichigo... you're not supposed to be so rough.

Kon is violated... again.
Bastard! I'll sue you for sexual harassment!

Stop molesting your stuffed animals in my store. It's bad for business.
Now for this week's cap to take out of context!

It's about time I made another appearance. I'm the real reason people watch this show.
Ichigo leaves his body with Urahara.

Don't worry... we'll take good care of your body.
That sounds... really... er... interesting...

Maybe you should let the smart one figure out what's going on with that gate thing.
Hmmm... which one of us is the smart one?

I got it! Ishida! I'm the main character so I must be the smart one. Leave all the thinking to me.
Phone call!

Yes, hello? Uh-huh... Uh-huh.. Uh-huh... yeah... he's right here.
Ichigo gets more phone action.

Hey mister! Come to the museum and play with me.
All right! To the museum it is! Everyone follow me, your magnificent leader, Kon!

Magnificent... leader...
Why am I a freaking backpack?!

Hey... keep it down back there! I'm trying to think.
Kon and his Quincy mark. XD

Just think... to the normal people who just happen to see them walking down the street... it's just Ishida with a lion backpack. XD
Kon and Ishida are the best team ever. They should get a spinoff.

You should have sewn a zipper on his mouth instead os his stomach...
Poor Kon... he's a sewing kit!

That sound you hear is the sound of Kon's world crashing down around him.
It can hold a full sewing kit.

Oh... I bet we could make a ton of money with this.
After arriving at the museum, Ririn makes an announcement. This is a game of hide and seek. If Ichigo & co. wins then Orihime and Chad will be returned. There's just one catch... their swords have to stay here.

I don't know what it says... but I'm guessing it's not good.
Ichigo pokes fun..

And Renji gives a brief demonstration of that Shinigami strength.
I don't know what this one says either... but from the way Ichigo shoves his foot through it... I'm guessing also not good.

I love Renji's evil smile.
Will you two keep it down?

SHUT UP!
So noisy.

Awww... Zangetsu and Zabimaru can't play. :(
Ishida feels some bad juju going on.

Go team Quincy Lion!
In case you can't tell... they're screwed.

Everything looks the same and everything is connected!!! YAY!!!!
So if everything is connected...

Won't we pretty much be going in circles? (How did Renji get the layout for my high school?!)
What's everyone looking at me for?

You said you were gonna do the thinking... don't make me hurt you!
If I were a creepy little girl... where would I be...

You're pretending to be a little girl? That's pretty weird... (Ririn talks via the intercoms.)
Ishida has an idea...

Tie one end of this string to this pole... and Kon will hold the other end.
I dunno... is this gonna work...

It make be a simple idea, but it's guaranteed to work.
I... I knew that! It was my idea!

You bastards better realize that I'm the brains of this operation.
And so our young heroes set out in a random direction (that Ishida picked)...

It's The Scary Door.
Hey look! It's Ichigo's name!

And there's Renji's name!
Ishida freaks out...

And for good reason..
Oh... Chad's there too.

Ah... now I get it. Ririn & co. are just really big Bleach fans...
I mean look at that collection!

Must... stay... awake... can't... die... a virgin...
*punch*

Wake up, Ichigo!
I'm awake! Stop punching me!

Kon saves the day! Yay! Go Kon!
It was really weird... we went in that room and you guys passed out...

So I freed myself...
And then I proceeded to pummel you until you woke up.

Feel free to bow down to your savior. Go ahead... bow down.
After a small rest our heroes are off again.

And Renji finds a huge, gaping hole in the floor! YAY!
Ummm... we didn't do that... right?

Mmmm... I love it when Ishida's uses that superior dork brain of his...
HEY LOOK!

They made it back to the string.
Hey Ishida... let Kon go. I have an idea.

Do I get to save the day again?
Uh... sure... but you might want to hold on to something.

Huh? What do you mean...
...hold onto -- WAHHH!

MOMMY!!!!
I'll sue you! I'm calling PETA! Or.. PETSA! Or somebody!

*splat*
Hmm... he's caught on something.

I better pull harder.
Poor Kon...

Oh.. Ishida's got an idea.
More Kon violation...

The boy had a notebook and a pen in there...
Everyone gathers to read Ishida's notes.

Keep using that dork brain of yours, Ishida!
After more wandering around... they decide to take a break. (For more Kon violation.)

Ishida is such a boy scout. (Kon's body abides the Law of Extra-dimensional Capacitance.)
Ichigo and Renji really aren't happy with their current situation. (I think they're just having separation anxiety issues because they had to leave Zangetsu and Zabimaru behind.)

Will you two calm down?! Even the creepy, little girl is making fun of you!
Oh yeah... well.. Ichigo's thinking ain't getting us anywhere! I wanna be the smart one!

I bet your brain was eaten by all that bleach you put on your head.
*GASP* You bastard! This is my natural hair color!

Both of you... calm down! There is no need to insult each other.
Shut it needlepoint boy.

And you're stupid, Ichigo! I hate you!
Yeah? Well I hate you too! You're not my friend anymore!

HMPH!
...they're... morons...

And you can't come to my slumber party next week!
Ishida's brain is working again...

Hey... if Ichigo wanders off and we can't find him anymore... can I have his room (and his body)?
Ooh... look at that brain working.

Superior dork brain power!
Hey wait... regroup!

Ishida figured it out!
Ishida tells them his plan...

But... I'm the smart one...
What's life like in your fantasy world, Kurosaki?

Ishida asks to borrow Ichigo's Shinigami badge.
Ichigo hands it over.

Let's go.
Oh noes!

Don't fall in, Ishida!!!
Oh wait.. it's not real. Whew.

Ishida successfully solves the puzzle. (Whoo! Dork power!)
And they're back in the main room where they started.

Congrats! Which one of you figured it out?
That would be me... the real smart one.

Is that so...
Of course. I look like a freaking genius compared to those two.

*giggle* You've got a point. You should come hang out with us then.
Chokehold!

Don't try to struggle... you won't get away.
Ishida has such bad luck with redheads...

But Ishida's got a trick up his sleeve...
Nova coughs up his pill ball...

Ishida regains his composure...
But... how did you know to do that?

I told you.. I'm the smart one.
Hey! I helped with that! You saw Ichigo do that to me first!

Did he call us stupid earlier?
If you pegged the trio as mod souls... congrats! you're right!

Damn... foiled by superior dork brain power...
Cloud grabs Nova's pill and body and the trio hightails it out of there...

Hey! Wait! Come back!
Hey! It's Chad and Orihime!

And they're unharmed! Yay!
See... they can't be all evil. They kept their word.

Nova got reunited with his body...
And even gives back Zabimaru and Zangetsu.

I love that Ichigo was able to catch that without getting his hand cut off. XD
Thanks for playing my game... but it's not over yet...

The episode is over though...
Next week! More caps to take out of context!

More Tatsuki-chan!
Drama! Orihime's angry! And crying!

*gasp* What did you do, Ishida?! (Whoo! Drama for IshiHime!)
Ririn has the best pocket watch.

Soi Fong!
More Ukitake!

More Hippie!Renji (Someone take the boy shopping... please.)
Ichigo wonders if it's too late to get new friends..

And Ririn at school.
Radio Kon: It's time for another meeting of the Shinigami Women's League!

Rangiku tries out a new shade of lipstick.
Isane looks uncomfortable..

Kiyone is only there for the free food.
Nemu is... well, being Nemu.

And Soi Fong is playing with a black cat plushie. (I love how Nemu is just like "And people think I'm weird.")
Soi Fong and her plushie are so cute!

Nanao (+ book) has arrived.
Nanao~chan is the vice-president.

Now presented out esteemed president...
Kusajishi Yachiru

So... Ririn, Cloud, and Nova are mod souls. That pretty much means they have no chance of being the actual bad guys. As for their names... I'm still using the ones from last week. I haven't watched the fansubs and I don't plan to stop using Ririn, Cloud, and Nova (mostly because I like the way it sounds together.) If and when Lunar (my preferred Bleach fansubber) releases the episodes they're in or if we see something that gives an official spelling... then I'll change.
I liked this episode because Ishida (and Kon) got lots of attention. Yay!
I'm excited for next week... going back to school means more Keigo! And I wanna know what's going on with Orihme and Ishida. (Drama!)

Well it would be relaxing if those damn kids would shut up. (Urahara's squeak is so cute. XD)
Silly Ichigo... you're not supposed to be so rough.

Kon is violated... again.
Bastard! I'll sue you for sexual harassment!

Stop molesting your stuffed animals in my store. It's bad for business.
Now for this week's cap to take out of context!

It's about time I made another appearance. I'm the real reason people watch this show.
Ichigo leaves his body with Urahara.

Don't worry... we'll take good care of your body.
That sounds... really... er... interesting...

Maybe you should let the smart one figure out what's going on with that gate thing.
Hmmm... which one of us is the smart one?

I got it! Ishida! I'm the main character so I must be the smart one. Leave all the thinking to me.
Phone call!

Yes, hello? Uh-huh... Uh-huh.. Uh-huh... yeah... he's right here.
Ichigo gets more phone action.

Hey mister! Come to the museum and play with me.
All right! To the museum it is! Everyone follow me, your magnificent leader, Kon!

Magnificent... leader...
Why am I a freaking backpack?!

Hey... keep it down back there! I'm trying to think.
Kon and his Quincy mark. XD

Just think... to the normal people who just happen to see them walking down the street... it's just Ishida with a lion backpack. XD
Kon and Ishida are the best team ever. They should get a spinoff.

You should have sewn a zipper on his mouth instead os his stomach...
Poor Kon... he's a sewing kit!

That sound you hear is the sound of Kon's world crashing down around him.
It can hold a full sewing kit.

Oh... I bet we could make a ton of money with this.
After arriving at the museum, Ririn makes an announcement. This is a game of hide and seek. If Ichigo & co. wins then Orihime and Chad will be returned. There's just one catch... their swords have to stay here.

I don't know what it says... but I'm guessing it's not good.
Ichigo pokes fun..

And Renji gives a brief demonstration of that Shinigami strength.
I don't know what this one says either... but from the way Ichigo shoves his foot through it... I'm guessing also not good.

I love Renji's evil smile.
Will you two keep it down?

SHUT UP!
So noisy.

Awww... Zangetsu and Zabimaru can't play. :(
Ishida feels some bad juju going on.

Go team Quincy Lion!
In case you can't tell... they're screwed.

Everything looks the same and everything is connected!!! YAY!!!!
So if everything is connected...

Won't we pretty much be going in circles? (How did Renji get the layout for my high school?!)
What's everyone looking at me for?

You said you were gonna do the thinking... don't make me hurt you!
If I were a creepy little girl... where would I be...

You're pretending to be a little girl? That's pretty weird... (Ririn talks via the intercoms.)
Ishida has an idea...

Tie one end of this string to this pole... and Kon will hold the other end.
I dunno... is this gonna work...

It make be a simple idea, but it's guaranteed to work.
I... I knew that! It was my idea!

You bastards better realize that I'm the brains of this operation.
And so our young heroes set out in a random direction (that Ishida picked)...

It's The Scary Door.
Hey look! It's Ichigo's name!

And there's Renji's name!
Ishida freaks out...

And for good reason..
Oh... Chad's there too.

Ah... now I get it. Ririn & co. are just really big Bleach fans...
I mean look at that collection!

Must... stay... awake... can't... die... a virgin...
*punch*

Wake up, Ichigo!
I'm awake! Stop punching me!

Kon saves the day! Yay! Go Kon!
It was really weird... we went in that room and you guys passed out...

So I freed myself...
And then I proceeded to pummel you until you woke up.

Feel free to bow down to your savior. Go ahead... bow down.
After a small rest our heroes are off again.

And Renji finds a huge, gaping hole in the floor! YAY!
Ummm... we didn't do that... right?

Mmmm... I love it when Ishida's uses that superior dork brain of his...
HEY LOOK!

They made it back to the string.
Hey Ishida... let Kon go. I have an idea.

Do I get to save the day again?
Uh... sure... but you might want to hold on to something.

Huh? What do you mean...
...hold onto -- WAHHH!

MOMMY!!!!
I'll sue you! I'm calling PETA! Or.. PETSA! Or somebody!

*splat*
Hmm... he's caught on something.

I better pull harder.
Poor Kon...

Oh.. Ishida's got an idea.
More Kon violation...

The boy had a notebook and a pen in there...
Everyone gathers to read Ishida's notes.

Keep using that dork brain of yours, Ishida!
After more wandering around... they decide to take a break. (For more Kon violation.)

Ishida is such a boy scout. (Kon's body abides the Law of Extra-dimensional Capacitance.)
Ichigo and Renji really aren't happy with their current situation. (I think they're just having separation anxiety issues because they had to leave Zangetsu and Zabimaru behind.)

Will you two calm down?! Even the creepy, little girl is making fun of you!
Oh yeah... well.. Ichigo's thinking ain't getting us anywhere! I wanna be the smart one!

I bet your brain was eaten by all that bleach you put on your head.
*GASP* You bastard! This is my natural hair color!

Both of you... calm down! There is no need to insult each other.
Shut it needlepoint boy.

And you're stupid, Ichigo! I hate you!
Yeah? Well I hate you too! You're not my friend anymore!

HMPH!
...they're... morons...

And you can't come to my slumber party next week!
Ishida's brain is working again...

Hey... if Ichigo wanders off and we can't find him anymore... can I have his room (and his body)?
Ooh... look at that brain working.

Superior dork brain power!
Hey wait... regroup!

Ishida figured it out!
Ishida tells them his plan...

But... I'm the smart one...
What's life like in your fantasy world, Kurosaki?

Ishida asks to borrow Ichigo's Shinigami badge.
Ichigo hands it over.

Let's go.
Oh noes!

Don't fall in, Ishida!!!
Oh wait.. it's not real. Whew.

Ishida successfully solves the puzzle. (Whoo! Dork power!)
And they're back in the main room where they started.

Congrats! Which one of you figured it out?
That would be me... the real smart one.

Is that so...
Of course. I look like a freaking genius compared to those two.

*giggle* You've got a point. You should come hang out with us then.
Chokehold!

Don't try to struggle... you won't get away.
Ishida has such bad luck with redheads...

But Ishida's got a trick up his sleeve...
Nova coughs up his pill ball...

Ishida regains his composure...
But... how did you know to do that?

I told you.. I'm the smart one.
Hey! I helped with that! You saw Ichigo do that to me first!

Did he call us stupid earlier?
If you pegged the trio as mod souls... congrats! you're right!

Damn... foiled by superior dork brain power...
Cloud grabs Nova's pill and body and the trio hightails it out of there...

Hey! Wait! Come back!
Hey! It's Chad and Orihime!

And they're unharmed! Yay!
See... they can't be all evil. They kept their word.

Nova got reunited with his body...
And even gives back Zabimaru and Zangetsu.

I love that Ichigo was able to catch that without getting his hand cut off. XD
Thanks for playing my game... but it's not over yet...

The episode is over though...
Next week! More caps to take out of context!

More Tatsuki-chan!
Drama! Orihime's angry! And crying!

*gasp* What did you do, Ishida?! (Whoo! Drama for IshiHime!)
Ririn has the best pocket watch.

Soi Fong!
More Ukitake!

More Hippie!Renji (Someone take the boy shopping... please.)
Ichigo wonders if it's too late to get new friends..

And Ririn at school.
Radio Kon: It's time for another meeting of the Shinigami Women's League!

Rangiku tries out a new shade of lipstick.
Isane looks uncomfortable..

Kiyone is only there for the free food.
Nemu is... well, being Nemu.

And Soi Fong is playing with a black cat plushie. (I love how Nemu is just like "And people think I'm weird.")
Soi Fong and her plushie are so cute!

Nanao (+ book) has arrived.
Nanao~chan is the vice-president.

Now presented out esteemed president...
Kusajishi Yachiru

So... Ririn, Cloud, and Nova are mod souls. That pretty much means they have no chance of being the actual bad guys. As for their names... I'm still using the ones from last week. I haven't watched the fansubs and I don't plan to stop using Ririn, Cloud, and Nova (mostly because I like the way it sounds together.) If and when Lunar (my preferred Bleach fansubber) releases the episodes they're in or if we see something that gives an official spelling... then I'll change.
I liked this episode because Ishida (and Kon) got lots of attention. Yay!
I'm excited for next week... going back to school means more Keigo! And I wanna know what's going on with Orihme and Ishida. (Drama!)
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Date: 2006-01-31 01:14 pm (UTC)Oh my women leauge funtimes :D
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Date: 2006-01-31 03:10 pm (UTC)My favorite "If I were a creepy little girl... where would I be..." with Ishida's Paris Hilton stance. Loved it. I might even watch this episode.
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Date: 2006-01-31 05:17 pm (UTC)*snort* I guessed the anime team were partial to IshiHime. No way am I complanining. XD
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Date: 2006-02-01 07:24 pm (UTC)Man what do they draw him in such an ugly way.
Anyway.I am not watching fillers.
Thanks for the effort though